Written by Bureau

Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Taylor Swift is in love again and this time she believes it is fate that drew them together.

"I love Adam Young of Owl City", she told the Nashville Cashville Gazette. "We're a perfect match as Adam has spent all his life around growing big melons on their farm outside of Memphis and admits that he is sick and tired of the giant fruit and big pumpkins they grew for Halloween."

After Taylor's recent breakup with Jake Gyllenhaal, Swift admitted to the Gazette that she never actually learned to pronounce his name.

"How can you become 'Mrs. What-the-haal' when he keeps telling you something different according to what country we were in on a recent tour?"

New photos are due out any day now in "Melon Magazine" which Swift admits is "sort of ironic".

Meanwhile, Kayne West has accused Swift of never accepting his official apology over his interrupting her award acceptance speech nearly 2 years ago.

"I think I scared the young lady titless, grabbing that mike", West recently told Peephole Magazine.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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