Miley Cyrus Has Been Offered Her Own Reality Show 'Lap Dancing With The Old Fogeys & The Old Geezers'

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 31 January 2011

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The TNT TV studio where the game show 'Lap Dancing With The Old Fogeys & The Old Geezers' will be filmed.

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions and the TNT Network have just offered Miley Cyrus her very own reality show.

19th Hole Productions spokesman Meriweather Corframpton disclosed that his company and TNT have agreed to a joint venture in which the teenage singing sensation will star in a type of singing-game show which will have as its premise Cyrus providing lap dances to well known senior citizen celebrities.

The contestants will be divided into two teams the 'Old Fogeys' and the 'Old Geezers.'

Making up the 'Old Fogeys' will be the team of Harrison Ford, Burt Reynolds, and Jack Nicholson. Making up the 'Old Geezers' team will be Clint Eastwood, David Hasselhoff, and George Hamilton.

Miley will come out in a pink halter top and pink short shorts and she will begin giving the first team a lap dance while dancing to some of her hits including "Fly On The Friggin Wall," "Can't Be Tamed, Can't Be Shamed," and "Talk Is Cheap, About A Nickel A Word."

The host of the show will be long time game show host Richard Dawson of the old "Family Feud" game show. Team members will be disqualified once they utter a word or words such as "Whoa Nellie!" "Wow!" "Dammit Girl!" or "Stop! Stop! I'm Old. Stop!"

The first team to have all of its members disqualified will be the losing team and the members of the winning team will each receive $500, a years supply of Geritol, a year's supply of Preparation H, a years supply of Metamucil, and a 30-day supply of Viagra Pills.

The show is being produced by noted Hollywood television producer Stanislaw F. Cottonplain, who has created such reality shows as So You Think You Can Play The Accordion, Dancing With The Extremely Overweight, and Who Thinks They Know Why It Is That Glenn Beck Cries So Damn Much?

In The Rumor Department. Kanye West said that he wants to put to rest the false rumor that started either in Nashville or Memphis which insinuates that he is gay.

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