The Reason Why Teen Idols Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Refused To Appear In The Movie "The Little Fockers"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 5 February 2011

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Barbra Streisand singing the theme to the "Little Fockers" at a recent White House Dinner honoring Dustin Hoffman.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was being interviewed about her recent three month stay at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic when she revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talks Summersetter Faxx that she had been offered the role of Gaylord "Greg" Focker's younger sister Felicity Focker in the movie The Little Fockers.

Lovato said that she would have loved to have worked with the talented Ben Stiller as well as Hollywood legends Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Robert De Niro, Jack "Mr. Laker" Nicholson, and Cher.

But she said that the reason that she had to turn down the role was because she did not like the name of the movie and thought to herself that there was just no way that she could see herself talking to her 97-year-old great grandmother Prudencia Lovato and telling her that she had made a movie called The Little Fockers.

Demi quickly pointed out that it's not because she's a prude but because her great grandmother Prudencia is most definitely one.

Selena Gomez was also offered the role of Felicity Focker and she turned it down as well because she did not want to appear in a movie that sounded like the vulgar word (blank).

Gomez, who not only has a purity ring, a purity necklace, a purity watch, a purity tongue stud, and a purity wissy pissy stud as well remarked that she has never uttered the four letter word beginning with the letter "F" and she is not going to start now, even if the word Fockers is merely a play on words.

And as for Miley "The Lap Dancing Queen" Cyrus she said that she personally had no problem with the word in the movie title or even uttering the word in the movie but stated that the only reason she did not take the part of Felicity Focker was because she was busy rehearsing for her upcoming 93-city concert tour of Iran, Iraq, and India.

In other news. Vice President Joe Biden is reportedly planning on asking his boss, President Obama for a raise. Biden said that if he is turned down, then he will respectfully ask that the president then cut down his working hours.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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