'I want half' says Alex Reid

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Wednesday, 12 January 2011


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Reid's asking for one of these.

Alex Reid has sensationally spoken up in the light of the impending split from Ms Price by telling her 'I want half of everything.'

Although they have only been married 11 months Reid believes he is entitled to half the house, half the possessions and half Katie's assets which could translate to one of her monstrous boobs!

However he has agreed not to take half the kids. 'I love the kids but I don't think a court in the land would let me take 50% of those, after all who would look after them when I am cage fighting or out at Stringfellows lapping it up.'

Price is reported to have said in response: 'There's no way Alex is having one of my boobs. He can take the cars and even the house but he's not having my mams.'

Reid also poured cold water on the fact Peter Andre came between Katie and himself. 'The only think to come between Katie and me was her breasts' he added. He went on: 'Their size made them a constant problem. I think my next girlfriend will be less well endowed, say frying eggs on an ironing board size!'

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