Alex Reid teaches step-son Harvey to cage-fight

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Friday, 3 September 2010


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I'll manage 'Harvey the Hulkinator' says Alex Reid

Cage-fighter and wannabe celebrity Alex Reid, has caused outrage today as it emerged that he has been secretly teaching his step-son Harvey, to cage-fight.

8 year-old Harvey is the son of Reid's wife, Katie Price and former footballer Dwight Yorke.

Tragically, Harvey has a condition called septo-optic dysplasia, is partially sighted and suffers from severe autism.

Video footage released today on You-Tube, clearly shows Reid, who fights under the name 'The Reidernator', sparring with Harvey at his local gym.

This is not the first occasion that Reid's behaviour towards Harvey has been deemed innappropriate. In April this year he was criticised for publicly comparing Harvey with the comic-book super-hero 'The Incredible Hulk.'

When confronted, Reid confirmed that he had been training Harvey in the 'art' of cage-fighting for the last six or seven weeks. 'The guy's a natural', he said 'it would be a tragedy to waste that talent. When Harvey's full-grown he'll be about 6ft4in and 24 stone. He'll be unstoppable. I'll be his manager, we'll make a fortune. I've even come up with a name, 'Harvey the Hulkinator'.'

Katie Price, when asked how she felt about Alex's plans for Harvey to be a professional cage-fighter repied,'Harvey who?'

Katie Price's ex-husband Peter Andre was too upset at the news to comment.

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