Alex "Euromillions" Reid dumps Jordan

Funny story written by Jo Dash

Thursday, 14 October 2010

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Alex Reid has sensationally dumped Jordan, real name Katie Price, after he revealed he has won the Euromillions lottery.

Alex Reid issued a statement today thanking his adoring fans for all their support but said that wife Jordan can "Go and do one" after he now has all the money he will ever need after winning Friday's Euromillions.

It is claimed that Reid has been struggling to live with "Fish Lips" as he now calls Jordan, saying that there isn't enough room in their (her) mansion for the three of them, him, her and her huge ego. Reid also claims that he was only ever with Jordan for the money as Cage Fighting was becoming too painful and he didn't quite have the brains for any other career, but now that he had plenty of his own cash, someone else is welcome to the constant monotone drone of her whinging.

Fighting back tears, Jordan has vowed that "The Reidinator" will live to regret ever dumping her..... watch this space

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