Written by UWGB-Beek

Friday, 31 December 2010

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Snooki?!

New York - Snooki will be dropping out of ball on New Year's Eve in Time Square.

Rev. Fred Phelps said he will be protesting the event because the very nature of it means another photo-op for him. He doesn't like the fact Snooki is so popular and he believes she is the Antichrist because she looks like Satan to him.

"The fact she is popular proves that she is using counterfeit miracles to keep her fame alive, and giving her this platform will only mean the end is here and will take place shortly after her little performance." Rev. Phelps told reporters.

Snooki couldn't be reached for comment, because she was trying to squeeze her body into the tiny ball--another small miracle performed by Snooki.

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Topics: Satan, snooki




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