Of all people, Snooki has came forth to defend a friend of hers, Kirstie Alley, from what she calls cruel jokes.
"Kirstie welcomed me when I came here and we stayed friends", she told "The West Coast Post".
"She can't help it if her normal ass is the size of a big Sumo wrestler. That you can't get any sun on the other side of her when you lie outside for a tan. She's just made up different...bigger...and bigger...and bigger."
Snooki, who has recently received an offer to appear in a pornographic movie, then stated that her friend could take her place and earn a lot of money.
"I think lots of people would like to see that. Of course, they would need to have a wide screen television. I think that she is sweet. I mean, she eats so many buns, they have went to her own."
Snooki stated that she wanted to hear no more jokes about Kirstie misunderstanding what 'a good role' was and that the fifty pounds she lost once was right behind her all that time.
"You can depend upon Snooki to always stand two-steps behind you, my friend Kirstie", stated her loyal supporter!
