Michael Jackson comes back to haunt the world!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 30 December 2010

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Are they really safer now he's gone?

A dodgy documentary is probing into the real reason how Michael "Jacko" really died on discovery channel. It seems that Michael will not leave the world in peace until they prove he didn't fiddle with little children, did love Billie Jean and only really cared for Bubbles his monkey.

OK, his legacy as far as his music will always remain, but the mystery surrounding his surprise death will continue to rage until someone really proves it was just a mistake of a chemical overdose.

Wacko, don't give a damn actually, he's upstairs jamming with Elvis and the rest and having a whale of a time. Freddy Mercury did attempt to "make friends", but Jacko told him to stuff himself, so he did.

The Peter Pan of pop will always remain a mystery and the "dark side of his life" will never go away and that's the reason why he will never go away either, because the world poked too many dirty fingers at him.

So the "dirty" world must also carry a huge amount of guilt at Michael's demise and his ultimate "dodgy" death.

By the way, who cashes the mega-bucks on his legacy? (Without being to cynical)


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