Dad Ozzy f****n proud of Kelly Osbourne's foul-mouthed Twitter rant against her ex.

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Tuesday, 28 December 2010

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Kelly Osbourne celebrated the festive season with a full frontal, foul-mouthed tirade on Twitter against her once great love and ex-fiance.

The wannabe TV star and her model-fiance Luke Worrall split in July after she learned he had allegedly cheated on her. Now having discovered it was no lie Kells has gone ballistic - telling the hole (sic) truth & warning other girls not to date Luke.

For those who missed it here's what she tweeted:

"What do you do when someone lies in the darkest way and you try to tell the person that was lied 2 but they don't believe you? (sic)"

She then launched into her poetic tirade showing she is a true chip of the old block:

"@Luke_worrall is the biggest piece of s**t he has been trying to get back w/ me I only came home for Xmas to see him meanwhile he has been . F***ing 100's of girls as well as men behind my back all he did was use me all girls beware of @Luke_worral he is a using ****!

"He used me for my money and a free ride he is lucky I am not spilling the hole truth about what he did !

"He is the worst thing that ever happened to me I don't give a f***k what happens to him anymore . I am and always will be 2 good 4 @luke_worrall darling ur pretty face will only get you so far because u don't have the brains to back it up. (sic)"

Dad Ozzy, who had just managed to rumble himself out of his perennial post-postprandial stupor to appear on the Oprabama show in his grungy corduroy bedroom slippers told viewers:

"Where's the f****n bugger? If I can only get me f****n eyes open to see where I'm f****n goin' I'm gonnna chomp off his f****n 'ead like a f****n bat...yeah!"

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