Vanessa Hudgens Shakes Off Her Good Girl Image, Goes Crazy, Dancing in Vegas Stripper Bars

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Thursday, 16 December 2010

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Vanessa Hudgens of, High School Musical, fame is reported to be dancing from stripper pole to stripper pole across the city of Vegas. Vanessa who recently broke up with her long term boyfriend Zac Efron is in Vegas celebrating her 22nd birthday.

The progression for most of these female teen stars is to portray the super squeaky clean image until they turn legal where they announce their entry into adulthood with statements that range from sex videos to nude scenes in mainstream film.

"It's to be expected", says noted psychologist, Dr. Ben Varreen, these pubescent girls are just busting at the seams to be sexual, they are forced to project a good girl image, when they can do as they please all those hormones explode uncontrollably".

It appears Vanessa is,"exploding", all over the Vegas stripper circuit. Cell phones are running out of battery power because so many guys are taking picture after picture.

Paris Hilton, is representing Vanessa's new image through her company, Bad Girls Rule,Inc. Bad Girls Rule,Inc. has been the driving force behind some of the most publicly publicized scandals in the last few years. Lindsay Lohan and Brittney Spears are a couple of BGR clients that have garnered much attention through Paris's guidance.


Vanessa is the Prankster of Vegas, Citizens up in arms



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