Justin Bieber's Mother: Justin May Belong To Billy Ray Cyrus

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Friday, 3 December 2010

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Pattie Mallette, the single mother of Justin Bieber, admits that her son, who was born in Stratford, Ontario on March 1, 1994 could be the son of singer/actor Billy Ray Cyrus.

Of course, Billy Ray Cyrus denied the whole thing until a sperm bank in Ontario was mentioned and he quit talking and told us to talk to his rep.

You have to admit there is a fairly strong resemblance if you look closely at Pattie and Billy Ray.

A friend of the Bieber family told us that Pattie and her husband Jeremy Bieber were having problems early on in their marriage and that Pattie had raised Justin as a single mom. Plus she hasn't denied the rumor.

Of course, in the music business as Hollywood, a lot of stories get out, but Billy Ray has zipped his lips and had a shocked expression on his face when Ontario in 1994 was mentioned.

As for Bieber, he says it makes no difference to him. That his Mom is both his parents as far as he is concerned. "Mom used to tell me that I was hatched when I asked about it", he laughingly told reporters.

Justin Bieber fans don't care either. They like Justin Bieber. Whether there will be DNA testing or not, no one has said.

This is Lawrence Stanilaus for The West Coast Post!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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