Kevin Jonas Marries Danielle Delesea In New York Snowstorm

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Sunday, 20 December 2009

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A report out of New York in the middle of a snowstorm says that the oldest brother of pop group the Jonas Brothers and a former hairdresser have married at a French-style chateau in suburban New York.

One magazine reported a heavy snowstorm bore down on Saturday's wedding between 22-year-old Kevin Jonas and 23-year-old Danielle Delesea at Oheka Castle, a 109,000-square-foot estate in Cold Spring Harbor.

And Cold Springs Harbor was definitely cold at the present time.

The couple told reporters that made it through the snow that the wedding went on as planned. About 400-450 relatives and friends attended.

Famous Event Planner, Michael Russo created a fairy-tale forest theme that included heated white tents with 14-foot trees and crystals made to look like icicles.

But there were plenty of real icicles outside.

Kevin's brothers Joe and Nick served as his best men. No one has mentioned the name of the maid of honor but was thought to be a friend of the bride.

Asked about the airport problems, Kevin stated that they weren't going there but to a place nearby, that they could heat up in a hurry.

"Are you nuts? We're not sitting on an airplane to sit in the snow for 8 hours. Plus neither of us are into that 'Mile High Club' thing even when it finally gets to take off."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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