Kevin Jonas, Wife Danielle Separated?

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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Danielle Still At Hotel?

No one knows exactly what has happened but Danielle Jonas has apparently moved out of her and husband, Kevin's house and living at a hotel. This coming only about a year after their marriage.

According to a story from a source who knows both of them, neither are at fault.

"It was caused by a certain entertainer who once had HER sights on Kevin Jonas. I won't say who, but everyone that knows her will know who I'm talking about."

The source stated that while Danielle went shopping one day last week, a certain lady just happened to come by the house and, since she was once a good friend, Kevin allowed her to come in.

"This is what happened according to Kevin", stated the source. "He had sat and talked with the lady and he said everything was fine. They talked about their past and their plans for the future. About half an hour later, Danielle drove up and Kevin went to help her bring in her purchases."

"When they got to the living room where Danielle was going to say hello, the person was gone. However, Danielle heard a noise and there was this person on their bed with very little clothes on."

So far all our reporters have found out is that Danielle packed some things and left.

Update: A short interview with Kevin has occurred and he tells much the same story. That he tried to explain but he was in shock! He never wanted to see that lady again. That after she did all that and before he could stop Danielle, she kept asking 'Kevie' to come to her new house to stay.

Back to the source. She now says that Danielle believes Kevin, especially after seeing in the newspapers and magazines what the other lady has been up to lately.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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