Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Star In New Reality Show, "Hey Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?"

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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Five of the dolls that Demi Moore has in her doll collection which numbers well over 3,000 dolls.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Tinsel Town's most famous May-December couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, who have recently had more ups and downs than the Yo Yo Bro Roller Coaster at the Atlanta Amusement Park, have announced that they will be starring in their very own reality show.

Moore added that the show will air on the TLC Network and will be called Hey Y'all Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?

She went on to say that this year has certainly been a memorable one for the old gal-young dude couple who are still trying to have a baby.

Ashton giggled and said that although they try about two or three times a week, he is beginning to think that maybe his wife's 47 year old eggs are just not going to effen cooperate.

Moore blushed and remarked that then again it could be a matter of Ashy's pistol (wiener) simply not being big enough to reach the intended target.

The two semi lovebirds have been through a lot since Ashton went bowling at the Lucky Strike - Marlboro Bowling Lanes and ended up supposedly poking one Brittney Jones, no relation to Tom Jones, Norah Jones, or Britney Spears.

Ashton has stated that their show will feature Demi's three semi-good looking daughters, Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah, who were reportedly fathered by Bruce "The Attitude" Willis.

The show will also focus on Demi's personal hair stylist the gay Slicky Pomade of Pomona and Ashton's hair stylist the even gayer FuFi Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills.

Kutcher also let it be known that he is going to try and refrain from making any comments about his much older wife's sagging uvula, unaligned knockers, or wrinkled G-Spot.

He smiled and said that he will also not mention the fact that he does not like the fact that Demi smells like Ben Gay, Cellulite-Be-Gone, and Ovaries Ointment.

Moore, on the other hand, stated that she is going to try and ignore the fact that her 32-year-old husband has a tendency of acting like he's a 12-year-old whining little punk.

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