Michael Jackson Song A Complete Sham!

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Tuesday, 16 November 2010


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Now it's not just the Jackson family who say that the just released Michael Jackson song "Breaking News" is not Michael.

"It's a dirty sham", stated recording great Smokey Robinson. "That's not Michael. I've had my own recording company for many years and this is NOT Michael Jackson", Robinson told "The West Coast Post".

A good imitation?

"We admit that", stated Janet Jackson. "But if some lady pulls a boob out during a Super Bowl halftime show, it may LOOK like my tit but it will be a frog...fraud."

So far, the Jackson haven't launched a lawsuit as far as we know, but they are talking to attorneys and recording specialists.

"Howser Doogy Doog says it's crap and I believe Howser Doogy Doog", stated Joe Jackson.

When we got in touch with Doogy Doog he told us why it's not real.

"They have pulled the same words in this song that are on all the Michael Jackson recordings so those are real. But you can still tell it's not Michael on the rest because of the way the thing sounds at the end of a lot of lines. Very clever, but a complete Froog...Fraud!"

Thank you. This is Toot Tooter Terrier for The West Coast Post!

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