Written by Nichole Cherry

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

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Since Swift's confession, her album has dropped thirty places.

HOLLWOOD - Rumors were circulating that Taylor Swift's song "Dear John", from her studio abum, Speak Now was about John Mayer. But we've got the truth -- it's about the Jonas Brothers' guitarist, John Taylor.

When asked when they did have their relationship, Swift confessed that it was during the months when she was dating Joe Jonas. "But he still went with Camilla, right?" she said, scoffing "So I'm not a total bitch, right?" Sure, Taylor, sure.

"Well I'm flattered" John Taylor commented "I never had a song written about me. Much less a Taylor Swift one" When asked about why they broke up he said sheepishly "I've been married for sixteen years now"

WHAAAAAAT?! I don't believe anything anymore!

In other news, Kevin Jonas confessed having a third testicle

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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