Betty WhiteTurns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Asian Male

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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

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People in Hollywood were astonished, and that takes some doing, to learn this morning that the person they have presented all kinds of awards to over the past year is NOT the real Betty White, but an Asian Man using makeup to look like the lady.

And, no, this wasn't the same guy who dressed as an old man on the airplane last week!

Apparently, the real Betty White died before the passing of the last two Golden Girls.

"Betty was sick and she couldn't bear the idea that the other two would outlive her so she came up with this plan", says a source who denied having been involved.

Also, apparently it was this Asian Male who showed up as host of Saturday Night Live and won several awards.

An unnamed friend stated that she drove White to a clinic in Los Angeles and the young man was there. He was well paid for his performance and so were the people who did the make-up.

Lloyd & Lloyd admit to doing the job.

"We are innocent of having anything to do with the substitution", stated Lloyd.

"But isn't it great to get this free publicity on what two great make-up artists can do?", stated the other Lloyd.

"We even made in on The West Coast Post and TheSpoof!"

Meanwhile, the Asian youth, now 24, has disappeared and no one knows what he really looked like except the make-up mean and they say he always arrived for the make-up session while dressed as a woman.

This is Leonard Swift for the West Coast Post!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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