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Friday, 5 November 2010


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Actor Mills "Cowpoke" Hatbocker, portrays Josh P. Applecracker in the Justin Bieber movie.

HOLLYWOOD - Patti Lynn Malette has just announced to the entertainment media that her son Justin Bieber will be appearing in a motion picture with Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker.

The film, Cody And The Cougars, which is based on a true story will be directed and produced by award-winning producer/director Sheboygan Saddlewood.

The movie will be filmed on location in Cheyenne, Wyoming and will revolve around Cody Applecracker, the 16-year-old son of Wyoming's top buffalo breeder Josh P. Applecracker.

Alba, Patridge, and Decker will star as three extremely sexy East Coast college students who head out west for spring break and end up getting caught up in an illegal buffalo sperm smuggling ring that involves Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel.

The movie will be rated R due to its explicit language, explicit exhibition of female tits and ass, and explicit use of Mexican curse words such as chingona, puta, cabrona, gringa, and maracas chulas.

Some of Sheboygan Saddlewood's movies include:

  • The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell, with Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse.
  • Two Basically Blonde Bitches And One Rather Old As The Hills Bitch, starring Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Madonna.
  • Three Queens And A King, with Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Elton John.
  • The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Zombies Of Hollywood Hills, with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Brenda Song

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