Local kebab and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that a photoshopped X-Factor orgy poster is flying off the shelves at £5 a pop from local kebab and burger vans.
The glossy 6x3 poster, cunningly put together by Ali's half Welsh cousin from Swansea, Iznit, depicts the remaining X-Factor acts engaging in various sexual activities and is especially popular in Essex. Apparently.
Skoob Entertainment News obtained a copy of the poster from one of Ali's kebab vans, on a car park in Fareham, Hampshire.
And it was a right eye opener.
The poster appears to depict Wagner Carillho serving Mary Byrne a portion from the rear, Paije Richardson and Matt Cardle spit roasting that stroppy blonde one out of Belle Amie, Rebecca Ferguson deep throating Aiden Grimshaw, One Direction and the other three out of Belle Amie wound together like serpents in a viper's nest, and Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel twoing up on John Adeleye (who didn't come, but went last week) with Susan Boyle lasciviously licking the end of a semi-peeled banana looking on.
Ali Bullo readily admitted that the poster is not genuine, and merely a photoshopped image taken from 70s stag film 'Roman Toga X-Factor Humping Bonanza' but he was unrepentant.
"It's a bit of fun innit," he told SEN. "It selling better than doner and burger. Me cousin Iznit from Swansea, and him kebab cutters Woznit and Duznit done bladdy good job on this one innit. We gonna have more of it from printer when him get temp staff in. Bladdy bargain innit. Cost us one pound - we sell for five. Bladdy good business mate. They sign it too along with market man Juste. Him say at bottom of poster: Iznit Woznit Duznit Juste."
Indeed.
More when Ali Bullo releases a pornographic photoshopped poster of Stacey Solomon and Elton John engaged in a sex act on an iceberg while a curious Emperor penguin looks on.
