Written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

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Ostrich eggs are a rich source of protein

(Somewhere in Siberia) - While production continues on the movie that is being called the "Ishtar" of it's day, speculation is already abuzz regarding a sequel.

Despite a grueling shooting schedule, Montezuma's revenge and multiple food poisonings that led to spray poops and the Jackson Pollock effect from now-pregnant Penelope Cruz and still-Scientologist Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (better known as "Tom Cruise"), 'El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días': Based on the Short Story 'The Day my Watch Stood Still' by SpaceElevator is now scheduled for a Christmas release.

Who is looking forward to it? This Hollywood reporter, for one.

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