Written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 16 June 2008

image for Nature Poem
Ostrich - You Stupid boy - don't tell him, Pike

The Ostrich
that keeps
its head
buried
in the sand
never sees life
kick it in the
backside.

He also gets
a beak full
of Sand.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Nature, ostrich




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