Written by Jo Dash

Friday, 15 October 2010

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The love of Gamu's life

Ex X Factor contestant Gamu Nhenghu has shown she is prepared to do anything...... and I mean ANYTHING to stay in the UK.

However, it is being strongly insisted that it is purely coincidental that she may be four weeks pregnant with her British lovers' child and that this isn't simply a ruse to stay in the UK, however, now home office rules state that if she is pregnant, she can stay - and so can her mum, and her brothers, and her sisters, and her gran, and her aunt, and her 14 cousins.

There is no sign of her father, or grandfather, or uncle though there are rumours that these are all the same person.

Gamu stresses that it is her every intention to have a stable family life, and that she is devoted to her partner, who she describes as the love of her life, who makes her laugh and turns her on.

I will work on getting exclusive rights to the photos of baby Gamu if possible.

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Topics: Gamu Nhengu

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