Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

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Friday, 15 October 2010


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In a Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal here for the first time, that the hot lesbian sex action DVD which was on sale in certain Soho outlets from this morning, purporting to feature Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd off the X-Factor, is a fake.

Perpetrated by our very own SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger.

Buffty admitted that the girls getting down, dirty and nasty on the DVD were actually a couple of streetwalkers he picked up in the King's Cross area last night. He admitted bunging them a ton apiece, hiring a room at a hotel near Euston station and filming the action himself on a digital camera.

Some spivs from Forest Gate then rushed the footage into production and cranked it all out for public consumption in the early hours of this morning. It now retails at £24.99 a throw, and reports suggest that sales are going well.

Buffty told us that it wasn't too difficult to find a couple of hookers who vaguely matched the physical descriptions of Katie and Cher, adding that if you squint a bit and use your imagination, the girls he used are dead ringers.

When told that what he was doing was not only fraudulent, but also cynically exploiting the adult DVD viewing public, Buffty was unrepentant.

"I did it to help fund my dream project," he told us. "My magnum opus, so to speak. My biopic of TV wrestling villain Mick McManus, starring Alex Reid, and featuring Peter Andre as Jackie 'Mister TV' Pallo. With lots of tits in it, mainly Katie 'Jordan' Price's. Not to mention Will Smith as Johnny Kwango, and roly-poly Bolton funnyman Peter Kay as Les Kellet. I have a dream!"

At which point he went into a nearby pub and ordered a large G&T.

More as we get it.

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