Oh Lordy the troubles I've seen, not me, but them, the hard rocking pair, Brand and Perry have been in the wars of late and now the paparazzo that allegedly attempted to take a saucy snap up Katy Perry's petticoat is suing the "I kissed a girl" star for damages to his equipment.
Apparently, when the pap in question was taking the picture, he didn't know that Kate's clopper had been dazzlingly Vajazzled, liberal applications of the fulgent fanny art form had been loaded onto the entire length and breadth of Russell Brands second favourite part of Perry's person.
The flash photograph caused such a flash bounce back, strong enough to damage the lascivious freelancers' lens, due to the slew of shiny stones surrounding the saucy singers snug. Allegedly.
