Written by Gabhan O'Buachalla

Friday, 1 October 2010

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After 13 years as a Victoria Secret underwear model, Heidi Klum has decided to call it a day.

"I just don't see the point of wearing underwear. Lingerie is just covered up by conventional clothes, when I take those clothes off, I just want to be naked, there is just no need for lingerie."

"Women are being ripped off, the price per square inch of lingerie is 52 times the price per square inch of a dress"

"I urge all women to go Commando until Victoria Secret and other lingerie manufacturers cut their prices"

"For now, I'm going to focus on the ethical modeling of practical,affordable and women friendly clothes such as wellies, anoraks, wolly jumpers and hemp dresses"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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