Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 4 June 2010

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A solid gold necklace that Ochocinco gave to the woman of his dreams Cheryl Burke.

CINCINNATI - The star receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco was in Cincy and his Dancing With The Stars partner was in Vegas but "85" says that the two will be together soon.

While on DWTS Chad showered Cheryl with very, nice, expensive gifts such as a diamond ring, a diamond necklace, a diamond toe ring, and a diamond vaginal ring.

Ochocinco said that he has never been with a woman such as Cheryl who has taught him so much about so many things. He grinned and said that Burke taught him how to make fudge brownies using macaroni. She also taught him how to make his own beer.

"85" pointed out that one thing that he really likes about Cheryl is that she does not have any tattoos, or any visible ones at least.

He smiled and said that she does have a tiny little "85" tattooed on her G-spot. He laughed and said that he remembers when Cheryl got it how she could not stop laughing as the tattoo artist worked on the quotation marks, the 8, the 5, and the quotation marks.

Chad noted that he was surprised to learn that the 8 and the 5 actually cost twice as much as the two quotation marks.

When asked if he and Miss Burke may end up settling down one day and raising some little "85s" he just grins from ear to ear. He raises his eyebrows and says that he certainly sees a lot of 'touchdowns' in his future with the dancing Filipino doll.

In other news. Nicaragua has called off their planned June invasion of France because President Nicolas Sarkozy called and apologized.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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