LOS ANGELES - In what many are referring to as a perfectly staged and orchestrated publicity stunt, Fantasia Barrino will soon be releasing her much awaited album entitled "Hey Y'all It's Li'l Ol' Me Fantasia B. Sho Nuff Uh Huh."
Barrino made a fantastic recovery from her self-ingested swallowing of 94 M&M's. EMS got to her house in time and when they got her to the hospital they pumped her stomach.
An eyewitness said that when Barrino woke up she looked around and said, "Well shucks and shit y'all."
Fantasia told blogger Perez Hilton that she had been depressed after she read the court documents that listed her as a home wrecker.
She said that it just bothered her something awful.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Well duh girl. Ah, the fact of the matter is that you were romantically involved with a married man and his wife did not like it one bit. Just exactly what the hell did you expect Mrs. Antwaun Cook to do, go out and buy your latest CD and play it over and over while saying 'Yep dat ders da bitch what stole my man.']
Fantasia says that she is making plans to go on a 49 city concert tour of North America. She is also learning to cook things like Lobster Newburg, Chicken Alfredo, and Fried Watermelon.
She has reportedly promised that she will not pull off another stunt like that again. When asked if she was sure. She smiled, pooched out her tuna lips, and replied, "Nah, ya knows me, next I's liable ta join up wiff one of dem south of da border drug cartels who knows."
SIDENOTE: Fantasia says that she plans to take a few more days to fully recover from her sore throat. She said that one has no idea the hellacious sore throat one can get from swallowing 94 friggin M&Ms.
