Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 21 August 2010

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Joe bought Ashley these $137 shoes and four other pairs exactly like them except different colors.

SOHO, New York - Joe Jonas and girlfriend Ashley Greene, know collectively as 'Jay Gee' were seen shopping in downtown Soho and looking happier than a homeless person who just hit a $10 million lotto.

The two walked hand-in-hand from store to store as Joe bought all kinds of nice things for his sexy gal pal including skin-colored bras and crotchless panties.

In one of the stores Ashley actually picked out a pair of $137 shoes and then went ahead and bought four more exactly alike but different colors.

Joe said that as great a kisser as Ashley is she is worth every bit of it. He then said that with her gorgeous looking legs, her excellently proportioned butt, and her amazingly tight (blank) Ashley can have whatever the (heck) she wants.

Ashley just grinned, kissed her right index finger, put it to her hips, and made the sizzle sound (pizzzzzzzzzzz!)

Joe recently purchased a brand new 2010 emerald green Lamborghini Murcielago for Ashley. She was asked how she likes it. She rolled her eyes and said that it is the greatest gift she has ever gotten. She then said that her previous boyfriend Chace Crawford of the "Gossip Girl" TV show once bought her a Miami Dolphins jacket.

The two said that they plan to travel to Dubai, India, where they will spend their time eating Indian food, meditating, drinking Indian beverages, and playing one of their favorite games 'hide the salami.'

Suggested Reading. For further information on the subject of Indian beverages we recommend the book by Farruk Kanpurbad, Jr., entitled, "Indian Beverages That Can Turn Her 'Maybe' To 'Okay But Let's Keep This Between Us Alright?'"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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