George Michael hurt by Gorilla

Funny story written by Frank Krishner

Friday, 20 August 2010

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This guy witnessed the incident, honestly!

London: There's no truth whatsoever in the stories that George Michael was chased by a gay anaconda when he visited the men's restrooms in a pub in Liverpool last night, say the star's managers.

The pop-star has been the subject of weird stories recently, one coming from his latest trip to India, where, sources said, a Gorilla in a zoo had his way with him, thanks to the country's lax security arrangements, and the fact that Georgie boy went there incognitio.

"The zoo is a cruising ground for the people we don't mention," said a police officer, blushing into this reporter's microphone. It appears that when the man supposed to be Georgie boy reached out to touch a rather perpendicular part of the animal's anatomy, the Gorilla did what came natural," he clarified.

Unconfirmed reports say that when they visited Georgie boy in hospital and asked him if he was hurt, the answer was, "Hurt? He's sent No emails, no letters, no calls, of course, I'm bloody well hurt!"

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