George Michael loves being arrested in fact he enjoys it so much he just cannot stop (at red traffic lights neither).
Arrested in California for showing his "willy" in a public convenience to another male not wanting to shake his hand?
Arrested for drunken an drugged up driving in London and also showing his "willy" to a police officer and now he's been arrested again after doing a runner following a similair incident.
George is a born exhibitionist and will not stop until he ends up in his ultimate, dream hotel called Pentonville Prison.
Being totally "gay" and forcing his sexuality down the throats (literally too) of those who follow his bum (literally too) career and unruly acts, one wonders if he has a secret "Gay Phobia" and desires really to be "straight".
Well lets all hope George receives his dream career move and ends up in the slammer where he can rid himself of his phobia (literally too) get "WHAMMED" become a "prison bitch" and the world can continue without putting up with his anti-social antics of masochism (sado, literally too)!
Maybe Boy George could join him, what a lovely couple?
