Kirstie Alley To Enter Boston Marathon

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 19 August 2010

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Some people are very concerned about Kirstie Alley entering the next Boston Marathon but Kirstie says that she will be fine.

"All you have to do is enter the thing and you'll help obese people everywhere begin to think that they can do things too. I mean, you have to start somewhere."

Alley stated that she had began running to the refrigerator and back several times during the night and she was never winded, except the time she ate the leftover Chili.

She said she next began to sprint to the end of her driveway, a distance of some twenty feet, to get the mail.

"My record time was ten minutes."

Next, she took on running around on her boyfriend, Samuel Dan Brokowski.

"You have to be careful there and don't get caught. But dodging around can burn up calories too."

"So I'm ready for the marathon. Never entered one before. I plan to wobble one hundred feet at a time, then stop for a drink and a snack. What's more, I'm determined to finish although it could take a week or two."

"So Boston, heads up! You bikers, run into my rear end and you could be stuck between my cheeks for awhile!"

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