Written by Bureau

Sunday, 2 May 2010

image for Toads Always Leave Five Days Before Kirstie Alley Visit
"Feel That?"

A new study by some eggheads has revealed that five days before Kirstie Alley visits a city or town, the toads all leave.

The same thing apparently holds true for earthquakes.

Combining the two separate studies, scientists have now requested that Kirstie Alley be hired by the federal government to be paid highly to fly around the country's earthquake prone areas to throw off the toads and thus, disrupt the earthquakes.

"It's worth a shot", stated Professor Shakes of the National Weather Service. "Of course, my people here have nothing to do with earthquakes. You need to see a Seismologist.

However, before we could interview a single one, Kirstie put a spandex in the works by saying that she will not participate in such a scheme.

"I've barely any self-esteem as it is. Now you want me listed as replacing the toads? It probably wouldn't work anyway and I'd die in the quake."

Well, that's on her conscience the next time a big shaker hits, not ours.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: kirstie alley




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
65 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more