Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger Lands Private Plane On Kirstie Alley

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Saturday, 29 May 2010

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The pilot who became famous for safely landing a passenger jet in the Hudson River saving everyone aboard has made a second miracle landing with his small private plane.

"I don't know exactly what happened", Sully told reporters. It may have been those ********** birds again, but my small lite plane began having engine problems."

Captain Sullenberger stated that when he looked for a safe place to land, all he saw were the rooftops of houses and some backyards.

"I saw one bigger yard that looked empty when I started down but apparently Ms. Kirstie Alley came out all oiled up for some sun bathing right after I made my decision to land."

"I had just stretched out on a couple of blankets and a quilt in the sun and I kept hearing this buzzing", stated Ms. Alley. "I thought it was a mosquito or something. Then it got louder and louder until I started to raise up to see. That was when Sully hit my back, slowed over my ass and slid down my right leg and came to stop against the backyard fence."

"Both agreed that it was another miracle landing."

Just like last time, no one was hurt. Thanks to the miracle navigator, Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger!

"Well...I have to tell you I cheated a little on landing on Ms. Alley. I used mapquest!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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