Last night was a great night for newlyweds Levi Johnson and Nadya Suleman-Johnson. After getting marry in Las Vegas early that evening they announced that Octocmon was six months pregnant and the proud father to be was young Levi Johnson.
This time she was giving birth to three pair of twins. "I was really trying to get pregnant and give birth to nine babies" Nadya said. "but I have to settle for these six for now. For sure I will try again next year". A happy Levi just nodded in agreement.
Shortly after, they jumped in a plane and headed to Philadelphia for a weekend honeymoon.
Once they arrived in Philly Levi, who is a big Jacksonville Jaguars fan was thrilled to find out that the Eagles and Jacksonville were playing tonight. He purchased two tickets and decided to attend the pre-season game.. They bought Jaguars team shirts and pennants. After having a few drinks and smoking some loco weed.They decided to go to the stadium in Philly.
"Let's go to the stadium" Nadya said. "We are both big celebrities" "we can go there and show these Philly greasers who we are.
They set up camp at the stadiums parking lot and started singing the Jaguars fight song and mocking the Philly's fans. "Philly sucks" "Philly sucks" the inebriated pregnant bunny screamed.
A few of the Eagles fans were starting to look mad, Yet the two went on.
A couple of minutes later Levi needed to go to the bathroom and drain the old bladder. He walks into the Johnny-on-the-spot and locked the door.
A couple of angry burley eagles fans decided they had taken enough verbal punishment and went into action. They pushed the port-a-pot (which at the time was full to the top) and turned it over with the locked door facing down. Must I say Levi was in deep doo.doo.
An hour later a couple of security guards heard Nadya screaming and rescued the soaked turd Levi. His brand new white and blue Jacksonville shirt looked more like something a Cleveland Browns fan would wear.
When the cops arrived at the scene they started to scream and curse at the police officers. They both got arrested, failed a drug test and will be spending the next few weeks together at a Philadelphia jail.
