HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Julianne Hough, Ryan Seacrest's new girlfriend, was sitting in the American Idol host's mansion dubbed, Casa American Idol drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper and eating some Diet Cheetos while talking to her older brother Derek.
Derek, who is one of the stars of Dancing With The Stars asked his sister how things between her and the amazingly rich as the dickens Seacrest were going. Julianne said that she has never been happier.
Hough, who just turned 22 on July 20, said that Ryan is one of the nicest, kindest, most charming men she has ever met. She smiled and added that he knows the words to about 39,000 songs and can play 38,000 of them on his harmonica.
She blushed and said that he also knows exactly which of her womanly buttons to push to make her feel like she is Cleopatra Queen of The Swanee River.
Derek laughed and told her that she meant to say the Nile (River). Julianne, ever the pretty little naive blonde, replied, "No, bro, I said Swanee River because that is exactly where Cleopatra had her barge docked, right next to where Noah moored his ark.
Derek just shook his head and replied that he could hardly wait to tell Seacrest what she had just said. Julianne, who is one of the favorite dancers on Dancing With The Stars, says that she hopes to win the mirror ball trophy again this year.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Julianne and her partner Apollo Anton, won the first place prize in season four. And to be honest, I have no idea who this Apollo Anton fella is. I think that he may be a back up singer for Beyonce.]
Derek asked his sister where Ryan was. She said that he was in Tarzana visiting his aunt Jolene, who is 52, and just had twin baby girls. Ryan is so proud at the fact that Jolene named the two girls Americana and Idolina.
Derek, who is the BFF of England's very popular singer Cheryl Cole, asked Julianne if Ryan, who is 35, has any interesting habits.
She thought for a moment and replied that he likes to eat watermelon sandwiches. Derek got an extremely puzzled look on his face.
Julianne then pointed out that it goes back to Ryan's days when his family did not have enough money to buy baloney.
The bubbly blonde was asked if she is planning on having Ryan's baby. She grinned and replied, "No, I think I'll have Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson's baby...of course I want to have Ryan's baby."
She smiled and told her brother that if their baby is a boy they'll name him Ryan and if it's a girl they'll name her Ryan.
She went on and said that just as soon as Ryan gets home from visiting his aunt Jolene and Derek gets the heck out of her her house and her and Ryan are all alone she is going to jump his bones like a monkey humping a football.
SIDENOTE: Julianne was asked if Ryan is a dancer. She laughs and says that he really isn't. When asked if he has two left feet she smiles and replies, "Well no, actually, with Ryan, it's actually two right feet."
