HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular acts to ever appear on America's Got Talent is currently dating the host of American Idol, Ryan Seacrest.
Maricar The sexy whip-cracking dominatrix has been seen in the company of Seacrest in coffee shops, tattoo parlors, Ramada Inns, and mens restrooms from Beverly Hills to Manhattan.
Maricar has what has got to be the most appropriate act song in the history of reality television. While she is performing her whip-cracking - painting routine on stage she is performing her act with the Pussycat Dolls' song "(Don't Cha) Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me" playing in the background.
The dominatrix is 38, and is considered to be one of the sexiest women in the entire United States.
Ryan Seacrest cannot talk about her without starting to salivate after about 12 seconds. He has confessed to his good friend Simon Cowell that no woman, not even Teri Hatcher, has given him a quicker 'woody' than Mari Mari (as he calls her).
The 'whip-cracker' has stated that out of the literally hundreds of lovers that she has had, Ryan Seacrest is without a doubt the very best.
When asked what makes Seacrest stand out. She blushed and said "Exactly."
"Exactly what?" she was asked.
And she replied the fact that his taco tickler sticks out exactly farther than anyone else she has ever been with.
Maricar wanted to clear up the rumor about two tattoos which someone said she has, but which she in fact does not. She said that she does not have a tattoo of Charlie Sheen's lips on her labia majora. She stated that she believes that Sheen's Two and A Half Men, co-star Jon Cryer started that rumor.
And the other untrue rumor is that she does not have a tattoo of President Obama's lips on her G-spot. She grins and says that she has narrowed that rumor down to three people, Vice-President Joe Biden, GOP princess Ann Coulter, or Arizona Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer.
In a related story. America's Got Talent host Nick "The Stick" Cannon says that he wants everyone to know that his wife Mariah Carey is not jealous at the fact that during one of the show's commercial's Maricar was seen touching Nick "The Sticks" dick.
