SOHO, England - Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones since back when the Mediterranean Sea was known as the Mediterranean Creek says that he and his fellow Rolling Stone band mates will probably retire in 2014.
Jagger, who is 66, said that in 2014, he will be 70. He smiled, took a drink of his Tequila Slammer, and said that he does not want to be performing up on the stage holding on to a walker.
The Mick added that he feels that he has enough money to spend his time living comfortably or even extremely lavishly for that matter.
He noted that he has just about bonked all of the women he wanted and some that he didn't want, but what the heck favors work both ways sometimes he remarked ever so slyly.
When asked what his favorite all-time Rolling Stones song is he paused for a few moments and then answered that it was "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction."
Jagger said that when he wrote it, it was very true but now, when he sings it, he kinda, sorta feels as if he's lying.
He did say that after he retires he would like to open up a hair salon so that he can still be around the fine looking gals that he remembers being around (and in) 30 years ago.
Mick is currently writing his autobiography which is tentatively titled, "Yes Mates, It's True, Wild Horses Have Finally Succeeded in Driving Me Arse Away."
SIDENOTE: Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards, who is also 66, has said that he does not plan on retiring and he will probably either form his own band or else join Pixie Lott's band, since he heard from Elton John that Pixie has a hell of a crush on him (Keith not Elton - Elton is gay).
