Written by Bureau

Monday, 28 June 2010

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Is Jackson Here?

The money keeps rolling in and Joe Jackson still doing a dance and a grin!

"The bills are all paid", stated John Parsley, a CPA now in charge of the Michael Jackson estate. "I guess all those people who said Michael Jackson might earn more in death than in life have been proven right. Still, it's kind of ghoulish, if you asked me."

"Nobody asking you", replied Joe Jackson according to a source, a secretary in the office.

Jackson then stated that it would have been punishing for poor little Michael to have had to go back out on the road and performed after all that time, a big crocodile tear going down his cheek.

Like the estates of Elvis Presley and others, the money keeps rolling in, paying off a huge debt that the tour, even if it was successful, could not have done.

"That Elvis gal that Michael got hooked up with, she got all that money..just keeps getting money after poor old Elvis died. What does she do with it?", asked Joe.

"At least Michael is helping out his kinfolks. That's the difference between that little vampire and us!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson

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