Toho Pictures has resurrected Godzilla, and it couldn't be a moment too soon.
His newest giant monster target; the wretched, buzzing vuvuzela horn torturing soccer/football fans across the globe as they tune in or attend the World Cup.
The details of the latest installment of the successful Godzilla movie franchise, aptly titled, "Godzilla Versus Vuvuzela", have been released, and it promises to be a world-wide hit, if for only the one uniting consensus; to see the idiots with the nasty, sqauwking horns silenced under the Big G's big feet.
The storyline revolves around the overzealous football fans blaring their buzzing, torturous, discordant horns to the point that the collective harsh racket awakens the Immortal Earth Gods of Peace and Quiet, who in turn transform random vuvuzelas into living, snake-like creatures that swallow the fans that are blowing on them. The more horn-tooting fans the vuvuzela's devour, the bigger they get, until one in particular starts to chomp on his brother and sister vuvuzelas.
This is how the latest Toho giant monster, Vuvuzela, is created. Seeing the errors of their ways, the Gods send Rodan after the newborn creature, only to have the flying dinosaur retreat, after going deaf. Mothra is brought in next, sexually aroused by the buzzing, thinking he's about to encounter another giant moth (it's pretty lonely living in a world where you're the only specimen of a giant species, and have to deal with no other giant lady moths to party with). Mothra leaves, pissed off it's just another nightmarish creature stomping across another city of humanity.
Enter Godzilla.
The King of the Monsters takes on Vuvuzela, in a battle that rages across South Africa (Tokyo is spared this time), and after the initial destruction of the initial Vuvuzela, two more sprout up, only to be (thankfully and graphically) destroyed by the big green giant monster with the radioactive breath. Hooray for radioactivity!
The 3-hour extravaganza ends with Godzilla taking part in a penalty kick, allowing underdog Ivory Coast, to win the World Cup.
The movie hits the theaters a day after the World Cup ends, so people can take part in a World Unity Day Against The Stupid Vuvuzela Horn Celebration.
