Written by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Shannon Price's parents, Molly Ringwald and Seattle Slew, in the surf in Malibu, 1978.

President Obama: "I can't WAIT for this dips-it to get indicted, allegedly." - Super scummy sleaze monster Shannon Price - whose parents CNN has reported are Molly Ringwald and 1977 Kentucky Derby Winner Seattle Slew -- has lowered the bar yet again. According to legal documents signed by Gary Coleman in 2006, the actor SPECIFICALLY directed that he did not want anyone to pull the plug on him if he was ever in that situation.


What makes things even more interesting, Shannon Price actually filed the documents with the court while trying to gain control of the body of the recently room-temperature-achieving Coleman. Price has filed the docs in an effort to be granted control over the disposition of Gary's body, so she can cut it into small bits and sell it on eBay.


Readers will recall that Shannon is the same lying scumbag who called 911 once her pint-sized ex-spouse went ass-over-elbow in their Utah home, but refused to help the dying Smurf, saying that "all the blood is too icky" and "I pushed him, why would I help… wait, is this being recorded?"


Readers will also recall that Shannon explained her decision to end Gary's life, saying she was "forced" to pull the plug: "I have to do it. I am forced to do it. If he lives, I might have to- - - actually - - touch his- - - and he'll want to put it in- - - I just. . . I'm forced to pull the plug."

PS: Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

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Topics: Gary Coleman

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