The Hideousness That Is Gary Coleman's ex-wife Strikes Again. The single most evil human being on the planet, in my opinion, Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price just filed legal documents claiming she has the right to be appointed administrator of Gary's estate, because she was Gary's common-law wife
And... (snicker) she's submitted a handwritten...(snicker, laugh) codicil to his Will making her (Ha. Ha! HAHAHAHA!!!!) the sole beneficiary.
According to the hideousness that is Coleman's ex-wife, Gary Coleman wrote this in 2007, which says Shannon is the "sole heir of any and all monies, properties, bank accounts, earnings, model trains, vehicles, cars, toys, games, electronics, homes, other inheritances if any, all things physical and/or intellectual."
(Model trains? Toys? Games? Gary, you looked like you were 12, you weren't 12.)
However, there is certain language in this allegedly 3 year old document that are making authorities question it's veracity:
In the 2007 document, Coleman bequeaths all of his possessions to Price including;
A.) "My Zhu Zhu Pets."
B.) "My Tivo'ed copy of the Series finale of Lost. God, did that suck."
C.) "My McCain - Palin 2008 t-shirt. She'll be back."
D.) "My autograph from Captain Sully. Damned geese."
E.) "My souvenier tar-ball from the Gulf Coast. Damned BP."
F.) "The mass card from Rue Mcclanahan's funeral. Good night, funny lady."
G.) "My cool photo with President Barack Obama in the White House."
H.) "My copy of Kendra Wilkinson's Sex Tape. Do you KNOW what I would do to her? Seriously, what would I do? Because I have no idea."
