Marc Mysterio resurrection of Samantha Fox: "Mission Accomplished"

Funny story written by Cliff Landsdown

Sunday, 13 June 2010

"Marc Mysterio resurrects Samantha Fox, remember her!" boomed Ibiza-Trotting DJ Roger Sanchez, of No. 1 UK-Single 'Another Chance' Fame, on his Internationally-Syndicated/Award-Winning 'Release Yourself' Radio-Show.

It started in April 2009 when Marc Mysterio (who just released debut-hit 'Roll Wit It' featuring Chris Willis, of David Guetta Fame, Spinnin Records/Universal) received an unexpected call at home from Sam's Lesbian-Partner, Myra Stratton: "Markie, its Myra; we're in Montréal rehearsing for an 80's reunion-show with Rick Astley and Tiffany!"

Marc Mysterio's "Tomorrow" has since separated Samantha Fox from her 80s-contemporaries to relevance once again:

"I engineered Samantha Fox's Re-Invention, branding her a 'dance-floor diva', centralized on initially establishing credibility in the underground scene simultaneously with a mainstream-press campaign to thereafter position 'Tomorrow' for radio as 'The Next Marc Mysterio Song featuring guest vocals from Samantha Fox', as so to keep momentum from 'Roll Wit It', while shielding Sam from the full-brunt pressures of a comeback" says Mysterio.

Global Press followed: AP, UPI, Entertainment News(UK), NRJ, WINS 1010am (NY), Digital Spy, Anorak, Beatportal, Fox,etc!

Sony Music (UK/Canada) signed "Tomorrow", for Fox's Greatest-Hits Album, with the 'dance-floor diva' moniker carrying over(e.g.album-insert).

Mysterio's 'Tomorrow', the only new/current song on the record, propelled Fox to No 6 on HMV's Pre-Sales Chart!

"Tomorrow" was well-received, cracking radio/club-charts in: Canada, UK, France, Russia, America and Cyprus(No 1)!

Thereafter, Marc urged his (former)label, Spinnin Records(NL), to sign Samantha's 'Forever' written by Referred Mysterio Friend/Writing-Partner, Jenson Vaughan (Shout It Out/One Life Stand). "Focused on my forthcoming album's 'Shout It Out', I wanted to ensure Samantha Fox had a solid team to advance her 'dance-floor-diva' persona, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" says Marc.

Next-up, Marc's forthcoming album, 'Redemption'(Fall-2010), which BBC 's Judge Jules said "will elevate Marc Mysterio to the top-level of Artist/Producer/DJ in the world", introducing Marc's Guest-DJ appearance on BBC Radio 1.

Lead-single, 'Shout It Out' featuring Craig Smart is set for a July Release on various labels globally.

Smart's 'One Life Stand'(AATW/Universal) cracked Canadian Top-40 Radio(No 18)(No 1-iTunes-Dance), with emerging British Radio/MTV Support.

Pre-Release Club-Mixes of 'Shout It Out'(Nettswork) and 'Forever'(Spinnin ) are available now on Limited-Edition-Vinyl(12").

The quotes of Roger Sanchez, Judge Jules, and a preview of 'Shout It Out' may be heard on Marc Mysterio's myspace: Marc Mysterio MySpace Listen Here

Also, be sure to watch this hilarious animated clip featuring Sam Fox, Marc Mysterio & Bertie Big Balls, the A&R guy! A tongue in cheek account of the music business and Samantha Fox's comeback.WATCH BERTIE BIG BALLS SIGNS SAM FOX


Time to prop back up those Foxy Posters in MY-STERIO!

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