Jodie Foster Denies Beating Up Teen With Camera

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Sunday, 13 June 2010

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Jodie Foster has been accused by the father of a 17-year-old teen of beating up his son physically and with a verbal assault.

Foster had reported that a member of the paparazzi had followed her and her two kids from a theater to the car, jamming into them and could have easily hurt all three.

However, the father of the boy has stated that Foster attacked his son, his expensive camera and called him names.

The police report agrees with the father.

"The police report is wrong", stated Foster. "They weren't at the right place or angle of the theater and I think I can find some witnesses about how the guy jammed us up against the car."

"Jodie Foster attacked my son at the parking lot at The Grove," the father, who wishes to remain -but won't if he pushes it -anonymous, angrily told the press, "She pushed and shoved him leaving scratches and bruises on his arm. Then she made snide remarks about his mother and kept calling him names."

What names?

"Those I don't care to repeat, but mostly it was 'Hannibal's Boy, like father like son.' Personally, I didn't care for the inference either."

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