UK Plans Massive Send-Off For Miley Cyrus

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Thursday, 10 June 2010


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The entire United Kingdom, including Royalty, leading political figures, sportsmen, nutters, French visitors, and particularly talk show hosts and Ms Cyrus's fellow talk show guests are preparing to wave Miley off when she leaves Heathrow for home.

Usherette, a visiting US recording star who appeared alongside Miley on the Graham Norton Show said:

"Thank God for that. I thought she'd never shut up. You just give that kid an inch and she'd talk the humps off a camel. Man, talk about rappin' - she could rap the ass offa the finest without saying a damned word that means anything."

"She is pretty precocious," the gay Irish fella quipped. "Once she starts, she's like a runaway train. She just goes on, and on, and on, and on some more, and then she still keeps going. Pretty remarkable really, considering that all she ever says is:

"I was like..."

"What? And like..."

"Yeah, yeah, right. But like..."

"And, you know, I had to..."

"She just twats on and on without ever saying anything."

The talk show host who has problems pronouncing his arse said:

"I thought everybody knew. She twats on and on like a broken record saying nothing."

Billy Ray Cyrus complained that he had a bit of an achy bakey heart. Like a throbbing cake.

Her Muchesty the Quoon said that Miley should:

"Fack orff, and don't come back. Gobshite sow."

Quite frankly, all of these comments were beyond the comprehension of Skoob News' lowly reporters.

More as we begin to at least partially understand it.

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