Miley Cyrus Dumps Liam Hemsworth - "He Thinks He's All That"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 4 June 2010

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This is a photo of one of Miley's dogs "Hannah" which she will be giving to the Obama daughters Malia and Sasha

TUCSON - Miley Cyrus traveled to Arizona in order to sell some property she purchased two years ago.

Miley said that she also realized that she needed to get away from L.A. after breaking up with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

She was asked what had happened to their relationship. She replied that it just got to the point where Liam became to possessive.

He wanted to know everything about her, where she was, who she was with, did she get kissed, did she get felt up, did she give anyone a lap dance, and a lot of other rather personal questions.

Miley said that Liam was always telling her that he was going to be more famous than her. She finally had her fill of it and told him that he wasn't all that and that she was hereby dumping his Australian arse (ass).

Young Cyrus said that she decided just to get away from L.A. for a while so she came out to Arizona to sell her 119 acre ranch El Rancho Montana, which is located just south of Tucson.

When asked why she decided to sell it she replied that she wanted to get rid of it before President Obama seizes it in his soon to be implemented The Seizing Of All Arizona Property And/Or Land Act of 2010.

Miley said that her dad told her in strictest confidence that President Obama, or Barry as Billy Ray Cyrus calls him, texted him and told him to be sure and tell his sweet little daughter, whom Malia and Sasha just love, to sell off any and all property or land she may own in Arizona.

He made it abundantly clear that if she didn't then it would be seized by the United States Federal Government and auctioned off at what will surely be The Grandmother of All U.S. Federal Auctions.

Miley said that she was so thrilled at President Obama texting her daddy with that very valuable info that she will be sending personally autographed copies of her latest CD to both Malia and Sasha.

SIDENOTE: Michelle Obama stated that she sent Miley Cyrus a personal invitation to attend a slumber party for both daughters. The First Mama said that Miley has agreed to attend and she will be bringing her band along.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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