Bizzare: Heidi Montag Splits With Husband Spencer Pratt

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Saturday, 29 May 2010

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Reality television star Heidi Montag has separated from her husband, Spencer Pratt, after the couples highly publicized relationship went from the unusual to the weird to the bizarre.

For one thing, Pratt had forbidden Heidi from watching television to watching himself going unclothed except for a beanie cap with a spinning windmill.

She had responded by wearing frog feet around the house.

He then forbid her from using the internet.

Montag has also become estranged from her family and just weeks ago sought a restraining order against her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, and the family dog, Bill Monroe.

'Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls,' a postal employee relayed to the tabloids just last week.

"She is still sexy as all get-out", stated the postman, "even with the frog feet."

The note she handed out stated that she was tired of wearing them and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career, instead of a naked nutcase with a spinning beanie.'

The announcement sheds light on 23-year-old Heidi's latest tweet, which read: 'I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi. ......uh,, Montag......or what's left of her.'

Heidi, who says she knows that she is addicted to plastic surgery, readily admits that she is not the same person Spencer Pratt had married.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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