Judge To Decide Dennis Hopper Divorce Case

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Monday, 31 May 2010

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The Dennis Hopper's divorce case is now set to go before a judge this week only days after his death.

A hearing Wednesday in California could determine how much spousal and child support Hopper's wife Victoria Duffy Hopper will receive while the case is ongoing.

Victoria will plead her case before Judge Armound Lewis first and then there will be nothing from Hopper as he is dead.

Hopper's attorney says Hopper is dead and unable to come before the court but asked for permission to make the case for his client.

Hopper and his wife of 14 years have been locked in the bitter feud since the controversial star filed for divorce from his wife in January. He was seeking a quick end to the marriage.

He got it. He died.

Hopper's wife contends it was an effort to cut her out of the actor's estate. She says she is running out of money and has nowhere to move with their eight-year-old daughter.

Hopper's response? Not a word. He's dead.

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