Dennis Hopper: "I starred in the moon landing flick"

Funny story written by Blanca Brava

Friday, 7 August 2009

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LOS ANGELES - A press conference convened at the illustrious Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills, California today to feature Dennis Hopper who claims he was in on the fake moon landing video hoax.

Hopper stated "I was into the slow-mo thing at that time in my life, I needed the extra cash, I got the movements down quick, it was a win-win for me, I have no regrets, I was darn smooth in that flick."

Mr. Hopper is presently a spokesman for overseas liquor brands such as Dim Ho Tequila in Korea, Ra Ra Sangria in Vietnam, and locally Low Down Dirty Dame Zinfandel of Wisconsin.

When asked why he wants to come forward with the secret of the fake moon landing after all these years he replied "I see the number of replays on YouTube, it's all day man, I want and deserve some residual dough for my work, I made the mission complete, it was my idea to stick a flag in it."

NASA did not return our request for a comment.

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