COSTA DEL SOL, Spain - They met on the set of BBC1's Strictly Come Dancing. And now they have become quite the inseparable pair. Joe Calzaghe 38, and Kristina Rihanoff, 32, were photographed rubbing suntan lotion on each other's intimate parts while vacationing at The Marque de Sade Hotel.
The couple, who the media have nicknamed, Calanoff, were doing the feely feely, touchy touchy, and the rumpy pumpy to their hearts content. At one point Krissy reached down and grabbed Joe's willy (groin gizmo) and began pretending that it was a microphone and singing.
Kristina said that the thing she loves about Joe is his amazing sense of humor. She said that since they've met, Joe has told her over 3,000 mother-in-law jokes alone.
She pointed out that he also has told her over 900 knock knock jokes, 700 gynecologists jokes, and 11,000 Sarah "Snowflake" Palin jokes.
A hotel employee said that he saw Ms. Rihanoff and Mr. Calzaghe sitting by the pool and she was singing the old 70's song by the McCoys "Hang On Sloopy."
The employee, identified only as Chuy Chuy, said that as soon as Kristina saw that she was being watched she quickly let go of Joe's willy and put her hands back on her crotch region.
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